frogscreamsweedpoop:

GARY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES

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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

shingekinokyojinheaven:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

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omgtsn:

ouendanl:

omgtsn:

i’m in hell



fuck OFF

omgtsn:

ouendanl:

omgtsn:

i’m in hell

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fuck OFF

dinzeeyz:

idk

dinzeeyz:

idk

unmonroe:

swiggityswagurfab:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

I am crying so much i can’t

unmonroe:

swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

I am crying so much i can’t

weepingweed:

"why are you grounded?"

"why? because god hates me, thats why. he made my life miserable. so i call him a cock sucking asshole and i get grounded."

me: [clicks on customize]
me: [opens 18 tabs]
me: [puts on hard-hat]
me: time to change my theme.
THEME
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Julie/14/Manatee I usually look like I've been beat up, probably because I have been. Hit me up for a good time. B^)